What's the funniest thing you ever heard, done, or seen on WoW.
It can be from gen chat, over vent, in group, etc.
I'll start:
I was sitting in teldrassil at lvl 60-ish, minding my bussiness in Bear form when a gnome comes up behind me. (This was pre BS btw no choppers)
Gnome: Hey can i get a lift, i haven't bought my mount yet?
Me: Umm... sorry i can't do that, but follow this road it'll lead you straight to darnassus.
Gnome: Too long, can i just hop on your back?
Me: No
Gnome: -trades 1 gold and starts trying to hop on me- please
Me: i can't dammit!
Random guy 1: WTF, what are you guys doing?
Ranom guy 2: I've seen some odd WoW fetishes but this is...
Me: /sigh /facepalm Forget this, can't even relax in a starter zone without sexual abuse from a gnome. -hearth out-
Another one in COT: Durnhold
noob: Why won't thrall die
Me & group: what?
Noob: He won't die.
Me: Lol, only wat he dies is if we let him. Besides we need him alive till the future.
Noob: ...
Priest: -bubbles the warrior tank-
Me: ?!
Groupmate: WTF
Me: Wipe
Warrior: Sweet, atleast Thralls dead.
Me: Why did you bubble him.
Priest: He said too, thought he was gonna use it too heal.
Groupmate: He's a warrior
Me: Yeah, and besides why didn't you heal Thrall?
Warrior noob & Priest: HE NEEDED TO DIE.
Groupmate: ...seriously?
Warrior: We're alliance you dullard, he's the enemie.
Groupmate leaves group.
Me: Congradulations guys now we're stuck in the pasts. Thrall was gonna help us get out.
-I leave group and secretly hearth out when i get whispered.-
Noobs: Help, the instance resetted and our armor is now all broken. The mobs keep killing us too.
Me: Sorry shouldv'e hearthed
Noobs: ... I hate you,
Funniest one of course gets the 10 yahoo points for best answer.
Please post as many as you like. Stories, events, funny wipes are all good ones.
Ill leave this post up for a couple days so if you don't have a funny moment yet, you can think of one.
